BOT Answer - Ordering a Pizza in 2022

Absolutely Brilliant...

Ordering a Pizza in 2022

CALLER:  Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE:  No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:  I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE:  No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER:  OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:  Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:  My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:  According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER:  Super! That’s what I’ll have.

GOOGLE:  May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:  What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE:  Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER:  How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE:  Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER:  Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza!  I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE:  Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly.  According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.

CALLER:  I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE:  That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER:  I paid in cash.

GOOGLE:  But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER:  I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE:  That doesn’t show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!

CALLER:  WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE:  I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER:  Enough already!  I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others.  I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE:  I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Welcome to the future 🤖

Gak Denger Omongan Ortu

Ani : Nyesel dulu gue nggak dengerin omongan orang tua gue...

Lia: Emang orang tua elo ngomong apaan?

Ani: Mana gue tau... Kan gue nggak dengerin...

Lia: #$@$#$!!

Jawaban Soal Konyol - 01

Soal: Bagaimana cara mahluk hidup berkembang biak membelah diri?
Jawab: Operasi Sesar

Soal: Tebu dan sagu menympan makanan pada batang, sedangkan manusia menyimpan pada?
Jawab: Lemari es

Soal: Apakah fungsi hati itu?
Jawab: Tempat menyimpan cinta dan kasih sayang.

Soal: Apakah yang dimaksud mamalia?
Jawab: Ibu dari seorang anak bernama Lia

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Curhat

Ibu 1 : "Tau nggak jeng..anak saya nggak lulus tes angkatan laut gara gara nggak bisa
berenang..padahal saya tau banget lho kalo yang diterima di angkatan udara itu nggak ada seorangpun yang bisa terbang..".
                 
Ibu 2 : "iya jeng..negara emang aneh..anak saya juga jeng..nggak diterima di angkatan darat cuma karena giginya rusak..padahal kalo perang kan mereka tembak2an bukan gigit2an..".

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Gigi Palsu

Kemaren saya pergi ke acara Open House.
Pada saat acara makan prasmanan, para tamu tidak maju2, sehingga antrian panjang sekali.

Setelah diamati, pada barisan yang paling depan, ada encek2 udah tua sedang mengaduk2 panci sop......

Tamu dibelakangnya mulai tidak sabar, lantas nyolek bahu si encek.
"Cek... encek,  cepetan dong ngambilnya jangan diaduk-aduk doang.

Antrian di belakang sudah panjang nih....
semua nungguin encek...!!!"

Si encek dengan santainya ngomong :
"Sabaaaaar doong... sabaar.
Gigi palsu gua kecemplung ke dalam panci sop ini, udah dari tadi gue cari2 tapi belum ketemu2 juga.🙄😳😳😫😫😫

Antrian langsung bubaaaarrrr